Right, so having nightmares of my rape every night, waking up screaming and terrified is nothing to worry about. Who gives a fuck if a little bud will let me get a few crucial hours sleep. You relive it every night, feeling everything, I fucking dare you. If that is what is getting me through, then who the fuck are you to judge.
When an 18th birthday turns into screeching on the streets. Here I am sitting in the corner laughing at all the moronic twats. What? The cops you say?! If they come through the door when I’m about to have a bong, I’m going to have to ask them to wait until I’ve finished.
Why thank you very muchly kind Anon (:
I haven’t followed many people lately so I think I might be able to deduce who this mysterious sweet talker is haha ^-^
1. You want to name your first child Anakin
2. You own a Stormtroopers helmet
3. You fall asleep to the original soundtrack at night
4. You still play with your lightsabers (green is best)
5. You bought a poster of A New Hope. Signed by George Lucas of course
6. You have a Starwars Blanket from the 80’s
7. You turn every sentence someone says into a StarWars q…uote
8. You say “I am your father” during intense family moments
9. You say “Like a Bossk” instead of “Like a boss”
10. You try to open doors using the Force
11. You memorise all the movies from front to back
12. You block someone because they dont understand why the original trilogy was better
13. You spend 5 minutes you could of spent watching Return of the Jedi writing this post like I just did
Plato: Well, then I guess I’m YOUR MUM!
Plato: *high fives Socrates*